This is the $30 Alien Xenomorph Egg Cookie Jar. It's a cookie jar that looks like a xenomorph egg, and has a facehugger lid. It's just gross enough to keep you from eating too many cookies. "No, it's not." Nope, this wouldn't stop me from eating a single cookie. Which, FUN FACT: I've never eaten a single cookie. Like donuts, cookies were made to be eaten by the dozen. Do you have any idea how much weight I gained during the most recent Girl Scout Cookie season? "Eight pounds?" Awww, you're sweet, I'd date you.
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Thanks to Christopher C, who has a cookie jar that looks like a blender and is missing three fingers.