Golden Zelda NES 'Hydration Cartridge' (Flask)

March 20, 2017

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This is the $20 Zelda Hydration Cartridge available from ThinkGeek. It's a flask in the form factor of the original gold Legend Of Zelda NES cartridge (same idea as these but with official licensing). Plus it comes with a straw. Not a krazy straw though, just a straight red one. I would have preferred a krazy straw. Not that it would affect my purchase decision, because I already have a flask. "That's a tequila bottle." I cut out the middle man.

Keep going for two more shots.

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Thanks to Ty, who wants a flask that looks like a CapriSun pouch or Juicy Juice Box.

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  • Battastic

    I saw this at GameStop. It must be hand washed, it cannot handle hot liquids, and other stupid restrictions.
    Basically it is an awkward water bottle.

  • That's not a flask.
    This is a flask... http://p.thepresentfinder.c...

  • Daniel L Charlebois

    It comes with a straw now cause these are NOT functional as flasks.

  • Jenness

    I just picture the person being like this: https://media.giphy.com/med...

  • TheQiwiMan

    The life of a raging, hopeless alcoholic must be fun.

  • whacko

    This is kind of a terrible flask. I mean, you need to carry that straw around with you everywhere otherwise it's gonna be hard to drink out of it without making a mess.

  • GeneralDisorder

    They could have maybe put the spout on the one end. It would still look stupid. I mean when I see adults walking around carrying Nintendo cartridges I automatically assume they're less than functional.

  • Meh

    No purpose and doesn't even look better than a real flask so whats the deal here.

  • reavebot

    This will pair nicely with my NES cartridge wallet. Gonna need some bigger pants.

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