This is a short video of an alligator strutting its ass across a golf course showing off the surprisingly large fish it managed to catch. Admittedly, an impressive catch, but it's really the commentary provided by amateur vertical videographer Norma Respess that takes the cake. In her own words:
That's amazin', I've never seen that before. He's got a fish -- caught a fish and goin' to the other-- look at that. Awww...wow! What a sight. Holdin' on to that fish! Amazing! Woooow. Wow. I don't wanna get near you. I'm glad you got the fish. Amazing.
Oh, Norma. It's like she felt an obligation to provide some sort of running commentary even though it was entirely unnecessary. "Kind of like you're doing now?" No -- exactly like I'm doing now, just nowhere near as good as her.
Keep going for the video while I email Norma and offer her my job.
Thanks to Linc, who agrees an even crazier sight would have been a fish carrying an alligator across the course. I can't wait for that.