Finally, An Officially Licensed Star Trek Captain Picard Facepalm Mousepad

March 23, 2017

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This is the officially licensed Star Trek TNG Picard Facepalm Mousepad available exclusively from ThinkGeek (previously only available as unlicensed bootlegs using the image I uploaded to Zazzle and Redbubble). What better way to remind yourself that everyone you work with are a bunch of morons? From now on I'm only responding to coworker emails with a picture of my Picard facepalm mousepad. That should give them a taste of their own medicine. "And what medicine would that be?" Good question. *empties coworkers medicine bottle into mouth, forgets how to add fractions, penis flutters* Stupid pills and Cialis.

Keep going for one more shot of a man who's had enough.

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Thanks to carey, who agrees this is easily going to be this year's most sought-after Dirty Santa gift exchange present.

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