Cat Lady Approved: Kitten Fur Perfume (For Smelling Like A Cat, Not Making A Cat Smell)

March 20, 2017


After an alleged 15 years in development, Demeter is proud to announce their line of Kitten Fur inspired fragrance products. The full line ($6 - $24) includes perfume, cologne, body lotion, shower gel, room spray and diffuser oil, and "captures the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort of that purrfect spot, just behind a kitten's neck." Is that really the good spot? Because I had a cat that smelled like shit no matter where you smelled him. His name was Shitty Bill, and he was a perfect little monster. Now I have a dog that smells like the inside of a vacuum cleaner. Plus I licked a turtle once and got salmonella. No regrets, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. "Oh no you don't." Come on, Michelangelo, I just wanna show my friends.

Thanks to lizzy, who's holding out for a 'Dog That's Been Laying In The Sun All Afternoon' perfume.

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