A $19,500 Sea Urchin Inspired Spiky Leather Bean Bag Chair

March 22, 2017


This is the Large Urchin Bean Bag Chair designed and sold by purveyors of entirely-too-expensive leather chairs, Blackman Cruz. It costs $19,500 and is covered with leather spikes. I'm not sure how it actually feels to sit on, because I've never sat on one, nor have I met anybody who's ever sat on one, but I imagine it's not as painful as it looks. Did you know when you order sea urchin (uni) at a sushi or seafood restaurant, the orange stuff you're eating are actually the urchin's gonads? That's 100% true, and I hope you remember it the next time you're eating them so you can enjoy it even more. Bon Appétit! "Did you just cheers me with a wine glass full of tequila?" It doesn't look like chardonnay? "No, and doesn't smell like it either." *flips table* You'll take me alive! "Huh?" *sits back down, tucks napkin into front of shirt collar* Order us some of those salty foam gonads.

Keep going for two more shots.



Thanks to TR, who's convinced spikes are going to make a comeback in a big way. I don't even know what that means, but if there's a way for me to invest my life savings on it, I'm in.

  • The_Wretched

    Wizarding Hat orgy?

  • MustacheHam

    *asks new visitor to have a seat*
    *they look for another chair as this is the only one in the room*
    *I point to this* "Yes, please have a seat on my urchin chair"
    *guest looks at me as if I was mad*
    *I respond* It would be more madding to share the same recliner.
    *guest responds* Very well I can stand or debate how to sit in this without a spike poking my bum or out between my legs.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I demand the invoice list for anyone who spent $20K for this thing. If they got that kinda money for this crap, they can buy me dinner at Del Taco. I'll even put out! (or refrain from putting out, if they so desire)

  • Jenness

    It's either a sex toy chair or art - either way, it's too much money.

  • TheQiwiMan

    To be fair, ANYTHING is a sex toy chair or art, to he who has a dream and a wish in his heart.

  • Bling Nye

    *wipes single tear*

    My faith in humanity has been restored, slightly.

  • Gimp chair - that's what it says to me.

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