A $19,500 Sea Urchin Inspired Spiky Leather Bean Bag Chair

March 22, 2017


This is the Large Urchin Bean Bag Chair designed and sold by purveyors of entirely-too-expensive leather chairs, Blackman Cruz. It costs $19,500 and is covered with leather spikes. I'm not sure how it actually feels to sit on, because I've never sat on one, nor have I met anybody who's ever sat on one, but I imagine it's not as painful as it looks. Did you know when you order sea urchin (uni) at a sushi or seafood restaurant, the orange stuff you're eating are actually the urchin's gonads? That's 100% true, and I hope you remember it the next time you're eating them so you can enjoy it even more. Bon Appétit! "Did you just cheers me with a wine glass full of tequila?" It doesn't look like chardonnay? "No, and doesn't smell like it either." *flips table* You'll take me alive! "Huh?" *sits back down, tucks napkin into front of shirt collar* Order us some of those salty foam gonads.

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Thanks to TR, who's convinced spikes are going to make a comeback in a big way. I don't even know what that means, but if there's a way for me to invest my life savings on it, I'm in.

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