You've Got To Be Kidding Me: A $395 Louis Vuitton Mouse Pad

February 3, 2017


This is the $395 Louis Vuitton mouse pad. It makes me so angry I could spit blood, and not just because I went for a teeth cleaning at the dentist this morning, but it was a f***ing massacre. I'm going to write a Wikipedia page about it.

"Crafted from fine leather, this mouse pad features an embossed VVN corner in a complementary color for an understated Louis Vuitton signature. A subtle status symbol, it completes our elegant office set"

"A subtle status symbol." Man, if you need a subtle status symbol mouse pad you need to reevaluate your priorities in life, because you're doing it wrong. Also, if you do have $400 to spend on a mouse pad, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEHIND A DESK? Shouldn't you be on a yacht or island somewhere? Come here, I want to punch you.

Thanks to vishal, who agrees if your Louis Vuitton mouse pad doesn't get stolen the very first day, you didn't get what you deserved.

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