There Can Be Only One: Octopus Versus Crab

February 21, 2017


This is a video (actually two videos from different angles with one playing after the other) of a red octopus chasing a swimmer crab to eat. Things do not go according to the octopus's plan. I don't want to ruin it for you, so you should just watch it while I try to choke down this meal-replacement shake I'm supposed to be drinking for my diet. "That's just a McDonald's Shamrock Shake." Please don't tell my doctor.

Keep going for the video, but place your bets before it starts.

Thanks to Ilana, who heard that crab found God shortly after the incident.

  • wisechiver
  • Doog

    Player 3 Has Entered The Game!

  • The_Wretched

    Turn the light off and back off and the octopus will finally stop being blinded and have lunch.

  • asdfadfs

    that seal's laugh is so sinister

  • asdfadfs

    damnit bro, quit hitting them with the flashlight or neither of them can escape predators!

  • Kevin Plaul
  • TBozzly

    Looks like the crab brought a sea dog to a knife fight......or something.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Way more enjoyable to watch this video with the Mortal Kombat theme song playing.

    (I was trying to put that together in a convenient link for you, but the stupid website was borked. :-()

  • skeptic

    Reminds me of star wars episode 1- the underwater chase scene

  • wanderingisle

    my first thought after seeing it too. "There's always a bigger fish" (even if in this case it's not really a "fish")

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  • asdfadfs

    disqus is such bullshit, we allegedly switched to this to avoid
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  • BMan56

    Now if a shark would have come next and eaten everyone... ho ho ho ho ho

  • steve holt

    It's great that Santa Claus was there to capture the whole thing.

  • Jenness

    I know! That's what I thought - so THIS is what Santa does after Christmas to get a break, laughs at struggle of life in the tiny creatures

  • cock stain

    That was one of the best videos I've ever seen. Did not see that coming at all.

  • JimmyJam

    Agreed, it was a very satisfying twist.

  • kodama

    0:53 - Pyro?

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