The Triple Play: Baseball Stadium Selling Hotdog Wrapped In Burger Wrapped In Bacon

February 27, 2017


Surprise Stadium, the spring training home for both the Texas Rangers and Kansas City Royals, will be selling Triple Play hotdogs this preseason, consisting of a 1/3 pound hotdog wrapped in a 5.3-ounce hamburger patty wrapped with two slices of bacon. The culinary masterpiece will cost $8.75 and contain 890 calories, BEFORE having it optionally smothered in nacho cheese. And who isn't going to go for the cheese? You already gone too far, you might as well go all the way. Besides, I think we can all agree $8.75 is a small price to pay to have a heart attack and die and pretend like you didn't know it was going to happen. I'm going to order four to really hammer the final nail in my coffin. Except i don't want to be buried in a coffin, I want to be buried in a giant pizza box.

Keep going for a couple more shots in case you weren't sure if they always skimp on the bacon (they do).



Thanks to Longstrider, who can can run all the bases in like eight steps.

  • Cheese

    It looks like medical waste but I bet it tastes good.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Yo dawg, I heard you like meat! So I put meat in your meat and wrapped it in meat!

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    my god, did that smell good

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  • Cheese

    Selling your saggy, torn butthole for crack money is not really considered as legitimate employment.

  • asdfadfs

    so it's the original british pig in a blanket?

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I really want to eat one of those. But that is pretty much what an uncircumcised penis looks like. I am conflicted.

  • Jenness

    Not sure why but I bet you'd make money off a YouTube channel with this premise - eating food that looks like uncircumcised penises that you have an aversion too. Probably a fetish devoted to this - You'll probably make a fortune.

  • Michael Knight

    replace the bun with the chicken 'wrap' used on taco bell's chicken chalupa and you got yourself a coronary..... i mean, sandwich!

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