Surprise Stadium, the spring training home for both the Texas Rangers and Kansas City Royals, will be selling Triple Play hotdogs this preseason, consisting of a 1/3 pound hotdog wrapped in a 5.3-ounce hamburger patty wrapped with two slices of bacon. The culinary masterpiece will cost $8.75 and contain 890 calories, BEFORE having it optionally smothered in nacho cheese. And who isn't going to go for the cheese? You already gone too far, you might as well go all the way. Besides, I think we can all agree $8.75 is a small price to pay to have a heart attack and die and pretend like you didn't know it was going to happen. I'm going to order four to really hammer the final nail in my coffin. Except i don't want to be buried in a coffin, I want to be buried in a giant pizza box.
Keep going for a couple more shots in case you weren't sure if they always skimp on the bacon (they do).
Thanks to Longstrider, who can can run all the bases in like eight steps.