The All-In-One Tabletop Breakfast Preparation Station

February 3, 2017


This is the $77 3-In-1 Breakfast Station from Nostalgia Electrics (of bacon toaster fame). It can toast/bake, grill and prepare coffee simultaneously. It cannot fetch the morning paper or juice oranges though. Honestly, I can't even remember the last time I had a proper breakfast with eggs and toast and sausage, but I suspect it was all the way back when I still lived with my parents. How long's it been now, almost two weeks? Man, how time flies when you're being super successful.

Keep going for one more shot in red and a video in case you needed a video (SPOILER: you did not).


Thanks to Damien, who prefers his breakfast cooked over the fire in a 55-gallon drum hobo-style.

  • Doog

    This magnificent All-In-One College dorm room cooking apparatus is perfect for the poor college student in your family!

    Just check out all the fantastic menu options that can be prepared using it!

    Put Ramen Noodles in the coffee pot and water in the top to get deliciously cooked Ramen every time. Also good for preparing that Kraft Easy Mac you splurged on instead of buying that Econ book.

    The Toaster Oven is ideal great for cooking, you guessed it, Pizza Rolls and Bagel Bites or if you're feeling like you hate yourself, Hot Pockets!

    On the grill you can prepare hotdogs and make nice cheap and easy grilled cheeses though be careful because god knows you aren't ever going to clean that thing or remember to turn it off.

    Or stop lying to yourself and wasting everyone's time and just order the damn pizza already.

  • disqusTION

    Siracusa would not approve.

  • Meh

    Unfortunately i'd still have to put it in and do the work.

  • TheQiwiMan

    The exact words my woman said to me on our wedding night.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    it was in the vows

  • How is that going to make tea and cereal?

  • paperboy

    I guess you're fucked.

  • Well... if you're offering.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I think you're on your own with the cereal, but the coffee pot could be used to make hot water.

    I'm just glad I can put this on my nightstand instead of having to worry about accidentally stepping on my traditional bedside bacon grill in the morning!

  • Doog

    Is that you Michael Scott?

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