This is the $77 3-In-1 Breakfast Station from Nostalgia Electrics (of bacon toaster fame). It can toast/bake, grill and prepare coffee simultaneously. It cannot fetch the morning paper or juice oranges though. Honestly, I can't even remember the last time I had a proper breakfast with eggs and toast and sausage, but I suspect it was all the way back when I still lived with my parents. How long's it been now, almost two weeks? Man, how time flies when you're being super successful.
Keep going for one more shot in red and a video in case you needed a video (SPOILER: you did not).
Thanks to Damien, who prefers his breakfast cooked over the fire in a 55-gallon drum hobo-style.