This is a short video of a furry dog trying to get a treat off the coffee table. His technique is awful (it looks like he's just trying to scratch himself against the table), and, ultimately, he pays the price. He should have just jumped up there. True story: last weekend I came home and walked in on my dog standing on the kitchen table eating a partially used napkin (I reuse napkins, which are technically ripped pieces of paper towels, because I care about the environment). She acts like I don't feed her. She eats better than I do. I cook her steak and chicken and rice. *smells dog breath* At least what she eats smells better. "What the hell do you eat, GW?" Mostly dry dog food.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees even short dogs deserve treats.