KISS Is Selling Officially Licensed Air Guitar Strings

February 9, 2017


Because people are willing to buy anything, these are the $4 officially licensed KISS air guitar strings. Obviously, they're $4 bags of nothing. And apparently they're selling like hotcakes. Me? I don't have the money for that kind of frivolous spending. "Says the guy who just spent $68 on a bottle of Himalayan mountain air." It's going to cure me. "Of?" Everything -- if it's on WebMD I have it and I need it to go away. "Worms?" At least three different kinds.

Thanks to Joe, who agrees if these strings don't play Free Bird on their own they're not worth it.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Surprisingly KISS didn't steal this idea from Iron Maiden like they do with pretty much every other merchandising thing that KISS has produced (you know, since Iron Maiden has every single kind of merchandise you can imagine except air guitar strings).

  • pseudo gamer

    wow this beat the kiss coffin and the kiss condom

  • aldenscott

    Way to manufacture garbage for the landfills. Assholes.

  • Bubbubsky

    That's brilliant.

  • Andyman7714

    Are these just like the ones they use on stage?

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    no, they are selling the little credibility they had left

  • The_Wretched

    Do you have to open the bag to use them?

  • Geekologie

    um, yes

  • The_Wretched


  • Tigerh8r

    But they are on sale, 8 for $6! How can I pass THAT up???

  • Michael Abarca

    What the?? This reminds me when they packaged The Force on a Star Wars card and bubble with nothing in it. Hard to find right now. Believe it or not.

  • Nate Barrett

    To be fair, that started as a fake mockup and then was recreated by some fans, but to my knowledge it was never a "real" or "official" thing.

  • Jason Christopher

    god I hate KISS.

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