KISS Is Selling Officially Licensed Air Guitar Strings

February 9, 2017

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Because people are willing to buy anything, these are the $4 officially licensed KISS air guitar strings. Obviously, they're $4 bags of nothing. And apparently they're selling like hotcakes. Me? I don't have the money for that kind of frivolous spending. "Says the guy who just spent $68 on a bottle of Himalayan mountain air." It's going to cure me. "Of?" Everything -- if it's on WebMD I have it and I need it to go away. "Worms?" At least three different kinds.

Thanks to Joe, who agrees if these strings don't play Free Bird on their own they're not worth it.

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