This is a video from Russia of a helicopter pilot who landed his whirlybird in the middle of the road to ask a trucker for directions. Presumably to the nearest job fair, because the army generally frowns on pilots who get lost flying their helicopters. And here I thought good navigational skills were a vital part of flying a helicopter. But what do I know? I'm just a man who gets lost on his way back from the bathroom in the middle of the night and sleeps on the kitchen table five nights out of seven. "And the other two nights?" I don't sleep on Friday or Saturday nights. "Too busy out getting trashed?" Wow -- seriously? I'm an emergency room surgeon.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Tom But Not That Tom, who, wait -- what Tom did you think I thought you were?