Because this is the world we live in now, Ashley Glawe recently got her pet ball python stuck in her stretched earlobe and had to go to the emergency room, where doctors made a small incision in her ear and used Vasoline to free the snake. Ashley claims her snake Bart poked his head through her ear on its own, which I highly doubt. I suspect this was a party trick, and I also suspect that if this your best party trick, maybe you should reevaluate throwing any more parties. Me? My dog and I do a dance routine together that always brings the house down. If there's one thing I know, it's how to be the life of a party. Dare me to swallow a noisemaker?
Keep going for one more shot to really appreciate just how fat the snake is where it got stuck.
Thanks to Jarod and Zootghost, who agree if you can't own a pet without getting it stuck in your ear and having to go to the emergency room, maybe you shouldn't own a pet.