Finally: You Can Get Married At A Taco Bell In Las Vegas For $600

February 15, 2017


Because apparently the perfect wedding really does exist, you can get married at a Taco Bell in Las Vegas starting this summer for $600. The package includes a 12-pack of tacos, a Taco Bell garter for the bride and bow tie for the groom, a hot sauce packet wedding bouquet, "Just Married" t-shirts, Taco Bell champagne flutes and a Cinnabon Delights wedding cake. The ceremony will take place in the chapel on the premises of the Taco Bell Cantina flagship restaurant in Vegas, and includes an officiant. Want a Taco Bell wedding but don't want to travel to Vegas? Just crash your local Taco Bell and hold it there, I guarantee the employees won't try to stop you. Regardless of which you choose though, I still recommend waiting at least four to six hours before consummating your marriage to ensure there aren't any accidents.

Keep going for several more pictures and a video.



Thanks to Greenphant, who, for bringing this to my attention, is officially my best man.

  • TheQiwiMan


  • Wow.
    Who says romance is dead.

  • duran94

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  • Will Donelson

    I find something about that header image deeply sad. Like, there's this genuine emotion and mirth in that girl's eyes and then a massive corporate symbol behind her

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think for $600 you can get a prostitute. Maybe not the most reputable prostitute. But considering how much money my wife cost me over the years I should have just paid someone for sex.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Nothing says love more than enjoying your wedding night while suffering through a self induced diarrheic episode in a hotel room with only one restroom.

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