Finally, Some Decent Werewolf Repelling Soap Made With Real Silver

February 9, 2017


First Pojo's Soaps brought us garlic and Holy Water vampire repelling soap, and now they're back with silver and Holy Water werewolf repelling soap. Each 3oz bar ($10, two for $18) contains colloidal silver, holy water and rosemary to help keep those hairy beasts at bay. I think I'm going to wash under my left armpit with vampire soap and under my right with werewolf soap so I am SAFE FROM BOTH. The rest of me I'll wash with the same liquid body soap I've been using, which seems to work as a great female repellant. "That's because it's not soap, it's fish oil." You should try it, I've never been lonelier.

Thanks to Phoebe, who knows soap like the back of her hand, which is clean, because soap.

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