This is the 2-foot Ultima Weapon Fork being raffled by Nissin Cup Noodle in Japan to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Final Fantasy franchise. In order to win one of the thirty sworks, you have to purchase a special $54 'Boss Collection' of Cup Noodle, a 15 cup set featuring the bosses from Final Fantasy I - Final Fantasy XV printed on the sides of the cups (picture after the jump). Then you'll be entered into a lottery to win one of the fwords, which I plan on buying from you on eBay. What I do with it after that is entirely my personal business. "Butt noodles?" HAHA, WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL ARE BUTT NOODLES? Shhhhhhh, yes of course butt noodles.
Keep going for a couple more shots including the COLLECTOR CUP NOODLE CUPS.
Thanks to James B and SmokeEmIfYouGotEm, who eat Cup Noodle the traditional way: accidentally poking a hole in the bottom of the styrofoam cup with a fork and burning your crotch.