This is a short video of Cooper the Corgi standing atop Corona Heights in San Francisco wearing the propeller hat his caretakers bought for him. As if corgis weren't already God's most majestic creatures, these folks went and threw a tie-dyed handkerchief and propeller hat on him. If I didn't know any better I would have guessed this was a painting of Zeus posing atop Mount Olympics. "It's Mount Olympus, not Olympics." Please, I've played every God Of War game in the franchise, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. *Searches Wikipedia for Mount Olympics, realizes there isn't a page for it, makes one* See, I told you so. "It says 'Mount Olympics is where all the gods and goddesses drank wine and banged. Later, it was where sports were invented.'" I know my stuff.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to lizzy, who agrees the only thing that could have made this more perfect is fireworks and a Blue Angels flyover.