Cast Of Upcoming Han Solo Movie Pictured Aboard The Millennium Falcon

February 21, 2017

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This is the cast of the upcoming Han Solo Star Wars movie all posing aboard the Millennium Falcon. The film is scheduled for release May 25, 2018. From left to right: Woody Harrelson, co-director Chris Miller, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Alden Ehrenreich, Emilia Clarke, co-director Phil Lord, Donald Glover, and Chewbacca. So, uh, what is Woody Harrelson staring at? Whatever it is, I think Chewbacca sees it too -- everyone else is oblivious. Maybe it's...a dead person! Get it? Because Woody Harrelson was in that movie with that boy that could see dead people. "That was Bruce Willis." SCREW EVERYTHING STRAIGHT TO HELL.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, whose nerdboners I could actually sense through the tip line and made me feel uncomfortable.

  • The_Wretched

    Woody? I know they love putting in big names but they are a distraction.

  • iofo61

    Millennium Falcon? More like Millennial Falcon.

  • Bling Nye

    I hate these kinds of shots. It's like knowing someone's had their balls on your phone, because you can see the ghostly little print of them on the screen. Your phone still works just fine, and you may still even enjoy it, but you'll always and forever know, their balls were on the same surface as your fingers and face.

  • Geekologie comments are pretty fucked these days.

  • What the heck are you doing for that to happen?

  • Bling Nye

    Knowing people with scrotums.

  • BJ

    This cast just looks plain horrible

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