But Can I See My Future In It?: Beautiful Rainbow Crystal Geode

February 17, 2017


This is a short video of a beautiful rainbow crystal geode recently sold by Etsy shop Far Arden Essentials. I'm not sure if rainbow crystal geode is its technical name or not, but that's what they're calling it. I'm calling it Rainbeau, Goddess Of Sparkles.

Geodes start their lives as bubbles in volcanic rock or as animal burrows, tree roots or mud balls in sedimentary rock. Over millions of years, the outer shell hardens, and water forms on the inner walls. If the liquid contains dissolved minerals, it forms crystals within the cavity.

$10 says it's actually a piece of a petrified unicorn turd. Now I'm not saying I'm an expert or anything, but I did have a rock tumbler when I was a kid. And boy did I tumble my fair share of rocks. And, if we're being completely honest, also a fair share of my sister's Barbie heads.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who has a kryptonite collection that always makes Superman crash-land whenever he's flying nearby.

  • Dennis

    Never wanted one until now...that's awesome. lol

  • BMan56

    This is the petrified unicorn turd:


  • TheQiwiMan

    I only clicked hoping that atheistgirl would provide an entertaining random rainbow gif. *fingers crossed*

  • TheQiwiMan

    I knew you wouldn't let me down! 😂

  • IckyRickyB

    it's starting to look like a TRIPLE rainbow!!

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