Beautifully Shot Drone Video Footage Of Jetpack Flight

February 22, 2017

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This is a video of a man demonstrating a jetpack built by JetPack Aviation of California. It was shot predominately with a drone by Devin Supertramp and his crew, who always do a beautiful job. The only problem with these jetpacks (minus their bulkiness, incredibly short flight time, and cost) is that they sound like you're getting sprayed in the ears with a pressure washer. How am I supposed to get my James Bond on with a jetpack that everybody can hear from a mile away? Regardless, will I still be able to bed the Russian lady spy? You bet your ass I will! *woman speaking in Russian* I don't understand her, what did she say? "She said your penis is the size of nesting doll." Well that's not bad. "The last one inside." Man I thought spies were supposed to know how to keep secrets.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to carey, who's inspired me to go into the jetpack muffler business.

  • Dani

    Too bad it can only fly above water...

  • Jenness

    I just have this feeling that any type of transportation system, even military, won't involve loose limbs dangling freely whipping around in the air but a pod people sit or stand in.

  • darelldd

    Dunno. We still have people who regularly jump out of airplanes and choppers, dangling from big sheets of fabric without the benefit of a protective pod.

  • Jenness

    That's because they are old fashioned and lame. New adventurers will want pods. Then suddenly a new generation of these space hipster douches will come around wanting bungee ropes again and everyone will just roll their eyes and say "WoooopDeeDoody you're so classic. Bet you spend your days complaining about self-driving cars, brain chip- implants and want to have sex with real humans and not perfect sex robots like God intended. What a freak"

  • AtomicMountain

    Why didn't Elon Musk develop THIS rather than those stupid battery-operated cars?!

  • darelldd

    Elon's Jet Pack will be heading to Mars. AND he developed those frighteningly good battery cars. There is plenty of room for freakishly awesome companies, regardless of scale.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm not normally one to say this sort of thing but "get off Elon's dick". Did you see the spaceX explosion? According to people smarter than me the explosion was caused by "problems that were solve decades before Elon was born".

    And hyperloop... There's a steaming bag of bullfuck that's impractical at best. Idiotic at worst.

    Maybe give up the idea of making hyperloop a "vacuum tube" and just make it a "covered railroad" then you have some potential.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    rocket propelled crotch destroyer

  • TheQiwiMan

    I want one.

    ..mostly just so that I can have a rapper spontaneously appear to sing backup for me whenever I turn it on.

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