Well Hello There: T-Rex Head Shadow Shower Curtain

January 16, 2017

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This is the $60 t-rex head shower curtain available from Crazy Dog T-Shirts. It looks like there's a t-rex in your bathtub. There isn't though, it's just the shower curtain. Unless you really do have a t-rex in your bathtub, in which case hold tight I can be there in twenty minutes. Obviously, this is the perfect shower curtain from anybody who's into dinosaurs and been suffering from erectile dysfunction and needs a little help getting aroused. Although you should still call your doctor for an boner lasting over 65 million years, because that shit's ridiculous.

Thanks to Dunc, for inspiring me to finally get on WebMD and see what to do about this fossil.

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