Disney has just announced the title of Star Wars Episode VIII. It's The Last Jedi, which also happens to be the title of a Star Wars novel released in 2013. People are also freaking out that the title font is in red, and red = bad. So who is the last Jedi? Is it Luke? Is it Rey? Could it be me? Maybe I'm the last Jedi, did you ever consider that? "No." Maybe that's because I just Jedi mind-tricked you to keep my identity safe so the Sith don't form a hunting party. Seriously though it really is me, mystery solved, you can probably miss catching this one in the theater.
Thanks to everyone who sent this, at least one of whom suggested they should have called it Star Wars Episode VIII: Star Trek.