The Couch Coaster Turns Any Armrest Into A Cup Holder

January 27, 2017


This is the $20 Couch Coaster, a piece of molded silicone with weighted arms that hang over the sides of an armrest to provide a safe place to rest a drink. It also has a cutout in the back to accommodate coffee mug handles. Admittedly, not the worst product I've ever seen, but who needs a coaster when you've got a drinking helmet? I own THIS ONE. My friends really love it because it makes me super easy to spot and avoid whenever we go out.

Keep going for a couple more shots including what appears to be an older couple from a boner pill commercial, as well as what a sad Couch Coaster looks like with no drink to hug.




Thanks to hairless, who just uses a three-foot krazy straw that reaches to the coffee table.

  • It's amazing how we ever functioned before the fucking internet lol - Why can't stupid inventions ever not be stupid and just be awesome lol

  • ToyBoxofGuns


  • I don't need a coaster thanks - I am a coaster.

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    Boobs. Is there anything they aren't the best at?

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  • Big Dog on Krampus

    I don't know which boner pill commercials you've been watching GW, but that couple is at best barely attractive enough to be in a shingles commercial that's shown during dinner time and ruins your appetite for pizza.

  • Jenness

    Cool design but I'm sure I'd still figure out some way to screw this up

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