Real Products That Exist: Alien Themed Zippo Lighter Collection And Display Stand

January 24, 2017


Like the Alien movie franchise? Like burning things? Enter the $360 Alien Zippo Collection With Illuminated Display available from The Bradford Exchange. For $40, every couple months you'll get a new Alien Zippo to add to the display (which actually comes instead of a lighter for the third $40 installment because they want to make sure you're really in this for the long haul). Nine payments in total and you have the complete eight lighter collection and illuminated display. Now, what do you want to burn first? I suggest your sofa. "We're not burning my sofa." But it's infested with lice! "What makes you say that?" Because I have lice and I just sat on it. "What the hell!" We should also probably burn your toilet seat.

Keep going for a couple more shots including a pretty decent one of an alien's ass in case you're into that.




Thanks to Mark B, who's convinced if eight of us get together and each raise an Alien lighter we'll summon Captain Planet or something. Sounds iffy, but I'm willing to try it.

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