No Big Deal, Just A Venomous Snake Eating A Python

January 10, 2017

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This is a video of an eastern brown snake (the third most venomous snake in the world) eating a carpet python. Hey, you know what they say -- it's a dog-eat-dog world. "But these are snakes." I'm just going to ignore you for now. Apparently the snake took three hours to finish its meal before it was relocated by snake wranglers. I bet it would feel weird to be a snake that just ate another snake. Like basically you just ate yourself. Oh my God, I can't believe I just did that. That's impressive. I've never eaten myself before, but I did finish a fifty pack of McNuggets once. "You know you've been talking about fast food an awful lot lately." New Year's Resolutions are for people who aren't happy with who they are. "And you are?" No, I've just given up. Actually, I guess I New Year's Resolved to stop caring.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Lydia, who agrees if you ever catch a snake eating another snake your best bet is to apologize and slowly back out of the room.

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