Happy New Year! This is going to be the one, right? This is totally going to be the one. This is a video from China of a man snatching a cell phone out of the hand of a trucker while he's trying to make a call. Unfortunately for the thief, he has to pass back by the trucker on his moped, who is now out of his vehicle and ready to deal some swift justice to the thief with a flying karate-flop (he kinda just jumps in front of him). Personally, I would have clothes-lined the bastard, but that's just me and I'm not throwing my whole body in front of a speeding moped. Still, it was very effective and you can see him snatch his phone back from the now terrified looking thief. You taste that? It tastes like justice. And, okay, a mimosa made with champagne opened two nights ago. What? I New Years Resolutioned to be less wasteful this year.
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Thanks to Davey, who would have stuck a tree branch between the moped's spokes and let physics do its thing.