"Wait -- that's what he looks like?" -- everybody
This is an interview with Super Mario voice actor Charles Martinet. Charles has played the voice of Mario for 26 years. He also plays Luigi and Wario. You think he gets residuals every time I kick somebody's ass in Mario Kart playing as Luigi? You know you should come over this weekend and I'll stage a Mario Kart 64 tournament. No racing though, battle mode only. "What, you have trouble staying on the course?" Yes. Plus I'm great at getting turned around and going the wrong way. I can pop the shit out of some balloons though. "You're really good?" No not really, I just want to collect everybody's $10 tournament entrance fee. "What's the winner get?" Promptly kicked out of my apartment like everybody else.
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