This is the $385 life-size Majora's Mask replica available for pre-order (shipping "Q3 2017") from First 4 Figures. The officially licensed mask stands 25-inches tall from the tip of the horns to the base and weighs almost 18 pounds. That's a heavy mask. Plus the eyes light up to stare at you while you sleep. Me? I don't like being stared at while I sleep. I like being stroked like a kitten and told everything is going to be okay. Well? "I'm not petting you." Come on!
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Thanks to Dunc, who wants a lighter-weight wearable one. Yeah, same here. But I want this one too.