How To: Trick Somebody To Think You're At Home In Bed When You're At The Bar

January 18, 2017


This is a soon-to-be-single man demonstrating how to take a photograph to convince your significant other you're at home in bed when you're really at the bar with your friends. Please note: this will only work if you don't live together and sleep in the same bed. Also, this would never work for me because my girlfriend would immediately be all, "That's not your f***ing bedding! I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull but we're through." Admittedly, I should have asked to borrow somebody else's jacket instead of using my yellow rain coat.

Thanks to JD, who agrees honesty is always the best policy except when you're trying to return the big screen TV you only bought to watch the Super Bowl.

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