This is the $30 Gaming Dice Soap Set available from ThinkGeek. Each set comes with a d8, d10 and d20 soap and a corresponding gaming die inside the soap. All the soaps are 'energy citrus' scented. I bet you I can crack one open between my buttcheeks like a walnut. Then I'll leave the pieces in the shower for my roommate to use. I caught him using my toothbrush the other night. Who uses somebody else's toothbrush? That's like, a thing only lovers can do, and we are not lovers, we are haters. I cut the power for a second overnight so his alarm clock would reset and he'd be late for an interview today. He's still not up and he's supposed to be there in twenty minutes. "But how's he going to pay rent if he doesn't have a job?" Shit. Derek, wake up! You're late man, the rain must have knocked out the power last night! Get in the shower, I'll heat you up a pizza crust for breakfast.
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to Christian, who made me roll to see who drops the soap first. I got a 4, am I safe or what?