"My God, ten till five in the morning?! Oh Jade, my God."
This is a video of DJ Jade Reed explaining to his grandmother that he's going to go perform at a warehouse party for New Year's Eve that lasts from 10PM till 5AM. She can't believe what she's hearing. And I can't either, that's entirely too late for a New Year's Eve party to last. If you're not passed out by 3AM at the latest you clearly didn't put nearly enough party in New Year's Eve party. I passed out before I saw the ball drop, and I live in California and was watching the east coast feed. "So you were asleep before 9." My Fitbit says 6:39, but yes.
Keep going for the video of a concerned grandmother.
Thanks to Allyson S, who only believes in celebrating the end of the old year, not the beginning of a new one.