This is a video from the Istanbul Sabiha Gokcen International Airport of a security tow truck taking a parked car in less than a minute by forklifting the car over the side of the truck onto the tow bed. Apparently the truck drives by every five minutes, which means if you park illegally in front of another car, you've got ten. Obviously, the key is being the car parked illegally at the very front of the line. Or driving an untowable monster truck.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Dave L, who agrees Nicholas Cage should have been all over one of these.