Seen here demonstrating the long and hard way to make beans and weenies, this is an ultra slow-motion video of a mousetrap repeatedly slicing through hot dogs (previously: the Slow-Mo guys releasing a mousetrap on a human tongue). Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, I only assume they used a hot dog because nobody was willing to trip the thing with their actual penis. And can you blame them? Not everybody has a penis that can break mousetraps *flexing* ingest rat poison and escape glue traps.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Sandra, who agrees the best mousetrap is the Rube Goldberg inspired board game.