Cyclists Trying To Remove Bike From Electric Fence

January 10, 2017


Note: Lots of solid swearing.

This is a video of a handful of cyclists trying to retrieve a bicycle that's been caught in an electric fence, and repeatedly getting shocked. Because that's what electric fences do, they shock you. That's also what my roommate does when he strolls out of the shower naked. Jesus, Derek, I have company over.

Whilst pedalling today my mate Paul went to put his bike over a fence. Half way though he realised that it was electric! So he dropped it on the fence. This is a video of him and my mate Al trying to get it off! Please excuse the swearing and oh yes by the way the clicking sound is the electric pulsing!!

Obviously, the least painful way to retrieve a bike from an electric fence is by not getting your bike stuck in one to begin with. The second least painful way is cutting the power. The third least painful is wearing shock-proof rubber. The absolutely most painful way is just waving your penis around between the wires and hoping the bike untangles itself.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to CT, who agrees they should have just left it.

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