Cyclists Trying To Remove Bike From Electric Fence

January 10, 2017


Note: Lots of solid swearing.

This is a video of a handful of cyclists trying to retrieve a bicycle that's been caught in an electric fence, and repeatedly getting shocked. Because that's what electric fences do, they shock you. That's also what my roommate does when he strolls out of the shower naked. Jesus, Derek, I have company over.

Whilst pedalling today my mate Paul went to put his bike over a fence. Half way though he realised that it was electric! So he dropped it on the fence. This is a video of him and my mate Al trying to get it off! Please excuse the swearing and oh yes by the way the clicking sound is the electric pulsing!!

Obviously, the least painful way to retrieve a bike from an electric fence is by not getting your bike stuck in one to begin with. The second least painful way is cutting the power. The third least painful is wearing shock-proof rubber. The absolutely most painful way is just waving your penis around between the wires and hoping the bike untangles itself.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to CT, who agrees they should have just left it.

  • RiotDemon

    I guess the landowner's property was too far to ride to ask them to temporarily cut the power to the fence?

  • Roronoa Zoro

    I like the end "We have to straighten the fence up." Anywhere else it would have been "Fuck it! Let's get out of here."

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think that's a condition of the UK's "right to roam". You have to not fuck things up while you're roaming.

  • Hazakabammer

    Indeed it is- looks like they fucked the fence post up well enough- hope they really did fix it up- if I were the farmer and they didn't I'd be right in the court with this video as evidence.

  • Derek St. Gelais

    Like they haven't seen me or don't know about us, chill GW.

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