$2,000 Pizza Covered In Fancy Ingredients, 24K Gold

January 12, 2017

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Jesus, lady, just eat your rings instead.

This is a video of the $2,000 pizza available from the Industry Kitchen restaurant in Manhattan. It has a black squid ink crust and "Stilton cheese imported from England, Foie Gras and truffles from France, Ossetra caviar harvested from the Caspian Sea, edible flowers, and lots of edible 24K gold strips and flakes from Ecuador." Personally, I'm cool with a dollar slice of New York cheese pizza, but that's just me and I don't have money to burn. An enemy's castle, yes. "That's a treehouse." Shut up and start burning before his parents get home!

Keep going for a video, which includes the preparation process in case you want to follow it and make your own at home for only $400.

Thanks to hairless, who agree that pizza better be an aphrodisiac that gives you boners for days.

  • Kale BlackFlash Johnson

    Looks like that will give you the runs.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Donald trump will take eight!

  • ecafsub

    I have a tradition of getting birthday cakes for my friends. Twist: they have black icing. Dyed with squid ink. Not sprayed on; dyed throughout. The ink imparts no flavor, but it has a hilarious side-effect: it turns your poo nuclear waste-green.

  • Lewis-N

    Stilton from England? woop dee doo! i bet the amount thats on there costs them 50 pence

  • Ziyaad Ally

    Besides being disgusting, that thing has Foie Gras on it... Now I'm no vegan or PETA nut or anything, but that shit is serious animal cruelty...
    Link for the uninitiated: http://www.peta.org/issues/...

  • GeneralDisorder

    "Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish?...I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars."

    In all seriousness I want to try fois gras but I'm pretty sure I would prefer pretty much anything else.

  • King POTUS

    It probably doesn't even fucking taste as good as a Philly Hero Pizza from Vocelli's. 15 bucks.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Vocelli's, AKA Pizza Outlet (not run or owned or in any way affiliated with Italy or Italians). Decent pizza. Haven't had any since I moved somewhere that there isn't one.

  • King POTUS

    No, not THAT Vocelli's. The other one.

  • That looks disgusting.
    https://media.makeameme.org...

  • El_MUERkO

    If I was a billionaire and $2000 was absolutely nothing to me I would rather burn the money than give it the the pizza people.

    If someone said, you can fund the Nazi party in the 1930's or buy the Golden Pizza I would have to think about it.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Anyone who spends 2K on a pizza needs to re-examine their priorities in life.

  • Meh

    Absolutely incredibly stupid, but; it would be a good way to rid a society of worthless passengers.

  • JimmyJam

    It's $100 bucks extra for hookers to piss on it, FYI.

  • MWinter

    Thats the presidential version.

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