WTF Are Those?!: Russian Deep-Sea Fisherman Documents His Terrifying Catches

December 21, 2016


These are a bunch of the photos taken and posted to Twitter by Murmansk, Russia, deep-sea fisherman Roman Fedortsov. Roman likes to document some of the more unusual catches he's made, and unusual they are. He's got deep-sea dildos, a gatorfish, a tumbleweed starfish, an armadillofish (not their real names), and a shit-ton of toothy bastards and blobs. Man, the deep-sea really is outerspace. "No, it's the deep-sea." Then how do you explain all the aliens? You ever stop to think maybe there's an inter-dimensional portal at the bottom of the ocean that leads to another galaxy? "You just watched Pacific Rim, didn't you?" No, my mom wouldn't let me because it's rated PG-13. I did just read the synopsis on Wikipedia though. I actually do that for most movies to save time, regardless of whether my mom will let me watch them or not. "You're kidding, right?" Want me to tell you what happens in Rogue One?

Keep going for a pretty solid case against Mother Nature being allowed to continue holding her position. My favorite is the one with the foot-long mouth. Plus the little spikey ball fish.




















  • Taffy Lindley

    I'm sure Giger studied a bunch of these critter while coming up with the Alien Xenomorph

  • vincent

    Nightmare fuel.

  • The_Wretched

    Thus do we know the HP Lovecraft was a prophet and not just a pulp fiction writer.

  • Pivo

    Third from bottom looks like a pair of disgruntled videogame enemies

  • Mr. Popo

    Holy shit! Did Umbrella corp. pour T-virus in the ocean again? Damn.

  • JJtoob

    Probably should not have opened this link right before going to bed...

  • Xockszky

    Satan's fish tank

  • Jenness

    The black squiddy 5th one down - that's just the stuff of nightmares completely - they are all rather scary but that one takes the cake for me and the last one....oh....and the black eyed one with incisors...oh geez and the pox bumped ones with those eyes. GAHHHHHHHH

  • TheQiwiMan

    Are you describing these photos, or the photos of my ex-girlfriends I sent you?

  • The forth one from the bottom reminded me of a teacher I had.

  • Deksam

    W T Fish!!!

    Asian's are all like, I would eat them... Raw.

  • Roronoa Zoro

    The one with the many teeth is a frilled shark.

  • Deksam

    It's no longer an alien once it has a name.

  • DDevil

    nameless alien

  • Andyman7714 they know we're up here.

  • Meh

    Just wow, this fisherman has balls of steel. Even if they're all dead in the photo's (most likely all deep see creatures).

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Damn Nature. You scary!

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    remember this next time some seaweed brushes against your foot in the ocean

  • DDevil

    or when you seat on the toilet

  • wow, the last one really shocked me. At the same time it filled my heart with joy because it must be a dinosaur.

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