Because where there's a will there's a way, this is a shot of Andrew Cornett demonstrating his solution for preventing his Apple AirPods from falling out of his ears (previously: earrings baskets for catching them when they do). Andrew says he has a 0 gauge (8mm) tunnel in each ear and the AirPods just fit. So if you were wondering if something like this would work, I guess the answer is yes. Personally, I keep my AirPods in my ears the old fashioned way: not owning any and using regular old earbuds. If it ain't broke, don't fix it -- that's my motto. Also: if is is broke, tell your parents a sibling did it and that they should be punished.
Thanks to Marco, who wraps his head with packing tape after putting his AirPods in and I'm pretty sure I saw you out jogging two days ago.