Santa's Flask, A Giant Stocking Shaped Plastic Flask For Hanging On The Mantle

December 14, 2016


This is Santa's Flask ($11), a 2.25 liter stocking shaped plastic flask that can be hung on the fireplace mantel just like a real flask. Except this one isn't going to be filled with candy and $1 lotto scratchers, but a bunch of booze. 2.25 liters -- that's no joke. I can see it now: "Hey honey -- why are you spending so much time by the fireplace, why don't you come spend some time with the rest of our out-of-town family?" *guzzling from stocking flask* I'm fine where I am. "But we only get to spend time with them once or twice a year." I don't feel like-- "Honey, you're on fire!" Just leave me be, this will solve itself.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a video.



Thanks to Elefriend, who agrees when it comes to picking a stocking on Christmas morning, insist yours is the one with Santa's name on it.

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