Santa's Flask, A Giant Stocking Shaped Plastic Flask For Hanging On The Mantle

December 14, 2016


This is Santa's Flask ($11), a 2.25 liter stocking shaped plastic flask that can be hung on the fireplace mantel just like a real flask. Except this one isn't going to be filled with candy and $1 lotto scratchers, but a bunch of booze. 2.25 liters -- that's no joke. I can see it now: "Hey honey -- why are you spending so much time by the fireplace, why don't you come spend some time with the rest of our out-of-town family?" *guzzling from stocking flask* I'm fine where I am. "But we only get to spend time with them once or twice a year." I don't feel like-- "Honey, you're on fire!" Just leave me be, this will solve itself.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a video.



Thanks to Elefriend, who agrees when it comes to picking a stocking on Christmas morning, insist yours is the one with Santa's name on it.

  • Macky

    Looks like santa's gonna be losing presents left and right

  • TheQiwiMan

    Everything is already a flask if you're desperate enough.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The word flask is fiasco in Italian. It also has a surprisingly incomplete etymology.

  • So you hang it by the fire, where it's warm?
    Is this for mulled wine?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm pretty sure it's for hard liquors meant to be served warm but the inventor thought "hmm... I don't want to look like a lush. I'd better say it's for wine".

  • Bling Nye

    For sex in front of the fireplace, this is just like those people that hold out cups of water for the marathon runners. Except it's wine. And you're riding a dick instead of a bike.

  • But I only like white wine and that shouldn't be warm.
    And who's drinking when you're riding?

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