This is a video demonstration of the $475 AxiDraw 3 available from Evil Mad Scientist. It can draw or write anything using any kind of pen with incredibly precise precision (I'm a wordsmith) and is about to put hand-written wedding invitation calligraphers out of business. Rise up, calligraphy warriors! Prove the pen is mightier than the sword. Honestly, as much as I hate robots, I kind of want one because my handwriting is terrible. You know why? "You have awful hand-eye coordination?" What? No -- because I'm a doctor. I always found it unnerving that doctors have such complete shit penmanship yet you're supposed to feel safe with them slicing you open and rooting around inside. I can't even tell if this is a D or a G and I'm supposed to believe you can take my appendix out without cutting my penis off?
Keep going for the video, then let's go halfsies on one and open a handwritten wedding invitation Etsy store.
Thanks to Dust, who signs his name with a smiley face at the end to bring cheer to whoever sees it.