Pizza Cutter That Looks Like A Record Turntable

December 15, 2016


Are you a record loving pizza lover? Maybe you're a DJ. Maybe you're DJ Pepperoni. Maybe I'm DJ Mushrooms and Black Olives, you never know. This is the $25 Top Spin Pizza Cutter created by Rocket Design. It cuts pizza and looks like a turntable. It cannot actually be used to play records. It can be used to play doctor but don't press too hard or you'll have to take your patient to a real doctor. Also, you take playing doctor way too seriously. You're seriously performing pretend surgery? If you're playing doctor and do anything besides stethoscope a tit and then start squeezing around whispering "And how does this feel?" in your patient's ear you need to go back to make-believe med school because you're playing completely wrong.

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to Jeremy, who cuts his pizza the old fashioned way: with a broadsword. Awesome, you just broke my table.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I'm just worried for all the hipsters who buy this and burn their mouths because they eat their pizza before it's cool!

    I'll see myself out...

  • DrZanz

    Whenever I want a headache I come to read about this thing because there is absolutely no reason it should exist. It's not practical and it's not clever. It's not even nice to look at. The only good thing to come of this was Emmitt Morgans' comment and even that gave me an eye twitch.
    Stop the world, I'm getting off.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't get it.

  • Cheese

    I didn't get it before it was cool.

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