This is a video of 'World Balloon Modeling champion' (??) Mark Verge showing off the life-size balloon t-rex he made. The whole thing stands 12-feet tall, 43-feet long, and consists of more than 1,400 individually twisted balloons. It took over a hundred hours to construct but only a couple days to lose all its air. And I think we can all agree, there's nothing sadder than 1,400 deflated balloons. "What about 1,401 deflated balloons?" Wow, valid argument. Also you might be the smartest person I know.
Keep going for the video while I have a heated debate with myself about which part is its penis.
Thanks to Jason A, who wants to see a life-size brontosaurus next. Me? I want to see a live brontosaurus.