This is a video of Bill Wann giving a tour of his home aquarium, which just so happens to be the largest privately owned reef tank in North America. Bill says, "The biggest reason why I like fish tanks, it's not really so much the fish. I mean, I like the fish. I like the corals and things like that. But I like the challenge of keeping them alive. It's something that I can't master. If I can master something quickly then I lose interest in it and I get bored." Jesus, Bill, just how many fish have you killed? The whole tank holds about 20,160 gallons. For reference, that's about 500 standard bathtubs. Honestly, it doesn't really sound that big when you put it that way. I expected more, Bill. I say knock it down and build a bigger one. "But--" We can talk about our butts later, now pass me a sledgehammer. You don't really need a kitchen or bedroom, do you?
Keep going for the video. And for the record, Bill actually does plan on building an aquarium four times the size of this one next. Dare to dream, Bill, dare to dream.
Thanks to SoT, who's convinced Bill clearly has ambitions of housing a mermaid.