It's A Miracle!: Ducks Walking On Water

December 5, 2016


This is a short video captured by reader Danny W of a group of ducks doing their best Jesus impersonation and walking on water. Now let's see you feed 5,000 people with just five loaves of bread and two fish! The ducks aren't really walking on water though, they're walking on a super thin sheet of ice on top of the water but since ice is water I guess they're walking on water after all. How about that! First I said something, then I took it back, then I untook it back. Sorry to make you ride that roller coaster of emotions, I should have checked to see if you met the minimum height requirement first. You must be *this tall* to ride. "How tall is that?" Nine and a half feet.

Keep going for the video while I check the pantry to see if I have any bread to feed these guys.

Thanks to Danny W, who gets today's honorary David Attenborough wildlife award.

  • TheQiwiMan

    This video changes nothing for me. I already pray to ducks every day.

    (If you have ever seen a diagram of a duck's penis, you would pray for them to not rape you too)

  • Jenness

    I hate you for making me google this to become educated on something I know I don't want to know. GAHHHHHH

    Edited after watching Doog's (commentator below) video.

    Holy F*&*^^V*$#!!!! WTF - NO - OMG this ruins so much. Donald Duck - no wonder his voice sounds like that. I'm going to have more nightmares over this - it's so much worse than even I - who thought I had been to the ends of the internet - but no - no I have not - good lord.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Your welcome, M'lady.
    *tips hat

  • Doog

    zefrank1 has a video titled 'True Facts About The Duck' that properly explains and shows what you're talking about along with other interesting facts about ducks. I'd link it, but it seems inappropriate, which is also why I recommend looking it up. The whole 'True Facts About ..." series is pretty amazing.

  • GeneralDisorder

    TheQiwiMan is part of a rape cult, obviously.

  • MWinter

    Call the Duck Dynasty folks. Those sacrilegious ducksare toast!

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