Gigantic Fallout Pipboy Molded Coffee Mug

December 2, 2016


This is the Fallout Pip Boy Molded Mug. It costs $20 but can hold 48-ounces of irradiated liquids, which is pretty big for a coffee cup. That's just $5 per 12 ounces of capacity. It's not so bad when you think about it like that. Lifting it to your lips isn't going to be easy though, so I recommend throwing a couple extra points into the STRENGTH statistic of your SPECIAL attributes. Plus it doesn't look like scrubbing out the nooks and crannies on the inside is going to be all that easy either, so I'd recommend buying a dishwasher for your house in Megaton. See? I'm hip, I've played the Fallout games. Is anybody playing Final Fantasy XV right now? How is it? Is there any nudity? My mom won't let me play it if there's any nudity so say no and wink if there is.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Alexandra, who once chugged two Nuka-Cola Quantums back-to-back and glows in the dark now.

  • citizen7au

    Looks like the Geekologie writer really hasn't had a proper chance to get into Fallout 4 - probably because they're being productive IRL (i.e. check the ceilings, don't touch the socks, that's not mayonnaise in that jar).

    Instead of talking about Megaton (because that's sooo 2277), GW should mention getting Codsworth to clean it at the player home in the Red Rocket station outside Sanctuary, and wonder if we can play "Red Menace" or "Pipfall" on that mug.

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  • Jenness

    Two thoughts 1) Bitch to clean and 2) When fill probably heavy and an arm workout so if you don't die of caffeine you might burn a couple calories

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