Finally, A Bed Tent For Extra Privacy And Darkness

December 19, 2016


This is the Bed Tent from Privacy Pop. It's a tent for beds to add extra light-blocking capabilities as well as privacy (the sides zip down for total enclosure). They come in sizes for all beds between twin and king and range in price from $130 - $200. That's not bad. They're the perfect gift for a friend with anxiety or a dormmate that masturbates constantly. Alternatively, just pitch a regular tent on top of your bed. That's what my brother and I do when we play Louis and Clark: Pioneer Explorers. Plus we cook beans over a fire in a wastebasket until the smoke detector goes off. Then we take the batteries out of the smoke detector so mom and dad don't wake up and put an end to our adventure. West coast or bust!

Keep going for a couple more shots.





Thanks to Bill, who's going to put a twin inside a queen inside a king to know what it feels like to be a Russian nesting doll.

  • Eli Angst

    My bedroom has a fruit fly infestation. Makes it hard to sleep sometimes. I should look into getting this.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Still got that infestation?

  • Ninja_Cricket

    I wish I had one of these in Iraq, you get zero privacy when rooming with 3-30 other guys, depending on where you are.

  • Brian

    That looks like a Posey Bed. They use those in hospitals to keep dimentia patients safe (from themselves, and other patients). It's a restraining device. LOL.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    I wouldn't mind having a Parker Posey bed, restraints included, lol.

  • Gilbert

    I would have to put some kind of fan or else I'd feel like I was suffocating after about 10 minutes...

  • bigalosu

    If I had this when I was in college I wouldn't have been forced to jerk off in front of my roommate so much. What? That's not natural? Nevermind...

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    pretty forceful sounding roommate

  • bigalosu

    He was, but he always told me I did a great job when I finished, so there's that.

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