Clever: Alien Abduction Hand Soap Dispensers

December 19, 2016


Seen here looking way more sexual than it probably should (or perhaps not sexual enough), this is one of the alien abduction hand soap dispensers designed by Duncan Shotton. They come in blue/cow, pink/pig and yellow/human varieties and cost around $18 apiece. Pretty cute. They make the perfect gift for a friend with an alien abduction themed guest bathroom. And we've all got one of those, am I right? I'm kidding, I don't know anything about friendship. I thought I made an online friend once but it turned out to just be my parents feeling sorry for me.

Keep going for a couple more shots while I wash my hands with tears.




Thanks to n0nentity, who only washes his hands with the freshly spilled blood of his enemies, and he washes his hands often.

  • Jenness

    Ok, so after my social media blew up with the video of that whack-job (lulz) security guard at the Chargers game - I thought of this pervy soap dispenser. I hope the mental hospital he should at least be sent to for observation for 36 hours gives him one as a gift so he'll be less inclined to front of a gazillion people

  • Jenness

    If you ever have thought of that - it exists on the internet. Weirddddddddddddddd 8==D~ ~~~~~~~~

  • TheQiwiMan

    Thanks for the warning!

    Also... so wet right now...

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