These are a couple shots of a beaver that was spotted in a Charlotte Hall, Maryland dollar store eyeing fake Christmas trees. Presumably because his wife told him she wanted a Christmas tree this year and he was too busy to go gnaw one down himself. Hey, it happens, the holidays are crazy for everyone. "Even for beavers?" ESPECIALLY for beavers.
Keep going for a couple more shots including a closeup of the little devil.
Thanks to Cyndi, who I'm going into business with to only sell Christmas trees that have been felled by beavers. We're going to make a fortune off rich people.