This is the floating waterpark obstacle course that just opened in Dubai (it even spells Dubai because Dubai wants you to know its Dubai). It measures 252 feet long, 115 feet wide, and can support over 200 people at a time. Of course I am not trying to hang out with 200 people at once. You get 200 people together on a floating obstacle course at once and, odds are, somebody's gonna try to pee. And there's nothing worse than somebody peeing in a waterpark. Well, besides a bunch of nasty little kids pooping in the wave pool. That's why I solely go to adults-only resorts now, and people still try to pee in the water. Jesus, just go to the bathroom. Now, if you'll excuse me....Ahhhhhhhhhhh. "Wait, are you--?!" Do as I say, not as a I do.
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Thanks to Linc, who agrees just because whales pee in the ocean doesn't mean you should. They have no option.