Because even competitive eaters are all basic at heart, this is a video of Matt Stonie drinking the "world's largest" Starbucks pumpkin spice latte in under two minutes. He combines seven 20-oz venti cups (although they're not filled to the brim, I imagine it's probably around a gallon total), then tops it all off with whipped cream and pumpkin spice. My God, that must have been delicious. Also, waaaay too much caffeine. I feel like in that screencap it actually looks like he's kissing us all goodbye with his eyes. *puts stethoscope to Matt's heart, hears electronic dance music* I'm sure he'll be fine.
Keep going for the newest addition to my traveling sideshow.
Thanks to postergirl, who can't wait for Matt's eggnog and fruitcake Christmas spectacular.